when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.
Can I have that?
You are lying if you say this ISN’T cool 😎
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
and the award for unexpected turns goes to
Let’s see, I give you the key, let you cum and we go back to the way things used to be, or I keep you as my obedient, subservient. eager-to-please, cock-sucking, cum-deprived houseboy for another month. Tough decision, Kid, tough decision.
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